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Jet-setting June 8, 2009

Posted by larchiviste in Philosophy, Spare time, Tora, Travels.
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Many readers usually think that the jet setter’s life is all fun and pleasure. But only few insiders do know that in reality, for one great party on the other side of the world, there are many, many hours of waiting in the airport VIP lounges…

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Pulp July 24, 2008

Posted by RJS in Friends, Philosophy, Spare time, Tora.
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Back in the 90s, this is how I learned all about the secrets of working from home…

Tomasz: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

Tora: What?

Tomasz: It’s the little differences. I mean, they got the same stuff over there that they got here, but it’s just – it’s just there it’s a little different.

Tora: Example.

Tomasz: All right. Well, you can walk into a cafe in Amsterdam and “work from home”. And I don’t mean just with like a wired connection, I’m talking about proper WiFi. And in Paris, you can “work from home” at McDonald’s. And you know what they call a FCC Approved WiFi Hotspot in Paris?

Tora: They don’t call it a FCC Approved WiFi Hotspot?
 
Tomasz: Nah, man, they got the EC system. They wouldn’t know what the hell a FCC Approved WiFi Hotspot is.

Tora: What do they call it?

Tomasz: They call it a “Wee Fee ‘otspot.”
 
Tora: A “Wee Fee ‘otspot.”

Tomasz: That’s right.
 
Tora: What do they call Dial-up?

Tomasz: Dial-up is Dial-up, but they call it “Le Dial-up”.

Tora: “Le Dial-up.” [laughs] What do they call AirPort?

Tomasz: I dunno, I didn’t go into an Apple Store. But, you know what they put on Home Routers in Holland instead of WiFi?

Tora: What?

Tomasz: Cables.

Tora: God damn!

Tomasz: I seen them do it, man, they really drown them in those wires!

Tora: That’s some weird stuff.

I’m a Dreamer July 18, 2008

Posted by larchiviste in Philosophy, Sciences, Tora.
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Pioneer Times

Me, Bill and the Pioneers of BASIC, the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction for Chinchillas

Not many people know that fact, but I am a real gadget fan, obsessed with technology, looking for the latest gizmo that will change my life and the universe.

Back in the seventies I even joined a group of dreamers who wanted to change the world, like me. But after wonderful times with them I did found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself… I had to leave them when they rejected my idea to name our community Chinchilla-soft… What a waste… We could have healed the world back then, make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race…

Now I’m catching up all this time lost. You may say I’m a dreamer but I’m not the only one. You reading this blog, my friend, is a step in the right direction. And you should consider joining my Chinchilla’s foundation as well. Amen.

God is Talking Through Me, a Secret You Knew July 18, 2008

Posted by harlockcz in Media, Philosophy, Tora.
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The Tora

The Tora

You may have already noticed, I am getting a little fame because of this natural charisma that everybody can feel around me. I’d like to say that, if I am a model for all of you, I always let people benefit of my life’s experience. But don’t get me wrong, I don’t advertise it, the things are moving smoothly and people get better being in touch with me.

Once, I was out to research an un-discovered WIFI Hot Spot near by Jericho and Jerusalem, and I heard a voice, strong and deep like a heart beat of Mrs. Snaggletooth. I turned around looking for the origin of the voice and faced a “Burning ADSL WIFI Router” plugged nowhere but still up and running with a fast connection… You can imagine my surprise when I realized that I was connected to GOD itself! After a while I understood that he wanted me to give my name to a little book that he just wrote. He needed to give a bit of credibility to a fairytale call Genesis. Because GOD is usually having good will I agreed and that is why you may see for a couple of century my name on a few books and parchments.

What else? July 17, 2008

Posted by alexterieur in Philosophy, Tora.
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 I love to discover new Wifi Access point everywhere i go. I wanted to try one of these fancy Nespresso coffee shops in Prague, where people are nice looking, and where coffee doses are full of color (like from a rainbow…).

I met there George. George is a cool guy, not as self-confident as me, but great in a sens. I told him: “George! why don’t you get a Chinchilla like my Mrs. Snaggletooth ?” – he watched the 2 beautiful women leaving the shop and said… “yeah Chinchilla, What else uhm?!…” I told him, “Man you can make an advertising from that! why not for this shop and all other shops around the world?” “Good Idea, he replied, but don’t you want to do it ? i mean it is YOUR Chinchilla” – “Naaaaa it is ok. i don’t want to have my face and my chinchilla on the walls in every single Nespresso shop around the world. Mrs. Snaggletooth doesn’t drink coffee”

What you see in picture is the original advertising protoype we did that very same day! George, if you read me, I am so happy of the success you have now with Nespresso.

Finally Released July 17, 2008

Posted by harlockcz in Philosophy, Spare time, Tora.
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Lately I realized that you cannot live without giving a bit of your time to the others. And I like to give to others…

 

It is at that time that came up the idea from my old friend Mark Twain… “I have to write a book!” And here we go, day by day having a though and writing it down. After a week I got about 600 pages from which I could not remove a word. The book (I mean the master piece) has been the published in 154 different countries and translated in 45 languages and slangs. It is not really a success with just over 2 billions of readers, but I hope that having it now online and for free will increase the ratio.

 

This gave me a little amount of cash to start my future Chinchilla’s foundation.

 

The book reviewer’s comments were really good, this is probably because it touches them closely, as they are most likely working from home and having a Chinchilla as best friend (which I recommend).

Mark Twain is pushing me to start another “best sellers” but I don’t really want to go to deep in the process of writing book, I like to much my job and Chinchillas are still my priority.

  

On the Road Again July 16, 2008

Posted by larchiviste in Philosophy, Tora, Travels.
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Well my friends, that was a fun day, filled with chinchillas and Wifi hotspots. It reminds me of a quote by the magnificent Confucius:

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

I can’t wait to see what the morning will bring. But surely I know it will be good.